Well, being Scottish you learn to deal with a lot of jealousy. People know they can't (without looking silly) attack our fine heritage of culinary delights, fashion sense, or beautful homeland weather. So they're forced to demean themselves to making jokes about our love lives.
I get gifts like Sheep Beanie Babies, photoshops like the ones above and below, and I have even gotten a Hardback copy of the Boy Scout Sheep Farming merit badge book. It's not easy being a Scot.